Further to yesterday's post, an update: Of the reported 283 visitors or visits to this site, and the eight followers so far, none have yet contributed a suggestion for Viscount Bothends' mother's seventieth birthday present.
In the mean time, his lordship has yet to re-establish any form of communication. Or even become a follower of this blog. Which is a bit off, really.
However, I have not been sitting idle. My own febrile deliberations have added the following genius brainwaves to the list for Lady Brenda's forthcoming celebration:
- the complete works of William Burroughs
- taxidermy kit (not necessarily to be used in conjunction with the above, but worth being prepared...)
- Segway ("eat my dust, mobility scooters!")
- abstract painting by little-known visionary (e.g. below, although that one's sold)
- oxyacetylene welder
More thoughts, please?